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    Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    l0l Mason l1l

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    Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    Post by l0l Mason l1l on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:21 pm

    Well, here we go again. Another write up by this pylon/Toskala. Before we begin, I would like to let you all know that I sat down at my tv and cried for 30 minutes straight because of all the rude words that pelletier said to me. He called me a bad forward... :'( Well anyway, lets go on, shall we?

    Sunday 8pm:
    This should be fun. Oh.. well since Pittsburgh (thanks borco!) had their plane arrive late after a giant jerk off party, they reschedule for Friday. I don't know why they just didn't take a loss then rather then getting abused on Friday. Oh well..

    Sunday 9pm:
    The game we've all been awaiting... The Montreal vs Dallas showdown.. Dallas... Montreal... time to have some fun here. Off the draw, murph and his pylon of a friend fight and murph knocks him out... tough fight for murph.. I think he could've done it blind folded on crack.

    (Murph says night night little boy)

    After murph beating the nub of the year sense less, the Dallas stars take advantage and score some goals. 4 to be exact on the vezina candidate, dedli... Oh sorry, the vezina candidate in the AA hockey league.

    Sorry dedli.. just kidding, I don't even feel bad.)

    "the biggest hitter in the league" scores 2 on wiffle & ends the night with 1 hit. I am a 5'10" defenseman and I hit more then you... you hit as much as martin st.louis.. Actually, folks, we caught a glimpse of buternuts! Here he is.. Buternuts... meet goob..

    Immediately after, buternuts gets off.. because he's grounded.. I won't say anything on why he got grounded.. he may of failed English , who knows!

    With a little under a minute to go and the score goes from 4-0 to 4-1 with a goal from.. i forgot... but who cares, right?

    (that's why I used a Sabres photo.. because no one cares.)

    Later... 30 seconds actually.. they score 2 more.. Mason & goob are just laughing uncontrollably(explanations down below)

    Why was Mason & goob laughing? After the game, the reporter interviewed starting goalie, Wiffle tank stating "Games not over guys, we still have a full 60 minutes!" 2 goals were then scored to make the score 4-3 ... Then... with 10 seconds left ... this happens ....

    Too bad the Montreal "first round exit" Canadiens couldn't poke it in & wiffle snatches it in his black hole of a glove. I think.. whatever..

    Dallas ends the night 1-0 .. Here are some game notes..

    -Goob likes boys
    -Mason is bad
    -Steve can't hit a backhander in club
    -Army has no friends
    -Goob likes boys
    -Wiffletank played outstanding! .. for an AHL goalie.
    -Dedli and goob both like boys
    -The world is ending on 12/23/12
    -Marge changed her GT
    -Sakic openly admits he likes boys.
    -Whoever reads this far has no friends
    -Whoever writes this write up has no friends

    Last edited by xMyMomBeatsMe on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:40 pm; edited 2 times in total

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    Re: Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    Post by Borcobaby on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:30 pm

    Was pitt not cgy that rescheduled.


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    Re: Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    Post by NYYankees88 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:59 pm


    At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin' long." -Dean Lombardi

    Season 1 Dallas Stars Owner and Presidents Trophy Winner
    GP:49 G:62 A:90 P:152 S:172 PIMS:58 +/-:0 PPG:17 SHG:1

    Season 2 Dallas Stars Owner, Art Ross and Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy Winner
    GP:54 G:78 A:84 P:162 S:226 PIMS:35 +/-:68 PPG:16 SHG:6

    Season 3 Dallas Stars GM
    GP:50 G:40 A:50 P:90 S:128 PIMS:43 +/-:-11 PPG:7 SHG:4

    Season 4 Dallas Stars GM, Art Ross and Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy Winner
    GP:55 G:89 A:98 P:187 S:216 PIMS:20 +/-:105 PPG:14 SHG:4 WG:21

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    Re: Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    Post by I OTP Hero I on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:54 am

    LOL matt you're a true troll Very Happy


    PHL Season 1 - Florida Panthers Owner - "Florida Free Agents"
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    Re: Sunday write up presented by Mason.

    Post by DaSteelerz on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:40 pm

    Actually, we have in game media!

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